Fire up the SUV. Rent an extra one and leave it running.
I will roll down the windows and turn up the heat.
I will ruthlessly throw cans and newspaper in the trash and egg shells and bananna peels down the disposal and will feast on red meat for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
I will put ethanol in my car so that it operates less efficiently and has the double effect of using what could be food for fuel, and still pollutes.
I will commence drilling for oil in my back yard and along all coastal regions.
I will barbecue and use fresh wood.
I will buy every aresol can type product I can and run the water when I brush my teeth.
I will take up smoking and encourage others to do so as well.
I will drink bottled water and then Belch.
I will own dogs, feed them meat, let them drink bottled water and let them belch.
Today I will leave all the lights on in every room after I switch them all back to incandescent lamps. I will make sure the computers, tv's and radios go 24-7 like the news cycle.
Today I will only buy new. I will not Reduce. I will not Recycle.
Why?
The news has predicted 10 to 20 more inches of snow Tuesday night. After there feet over the weekend, I'm committed to creating just a bit of global warming RIGHT NOW!
I'll go back to saving the Earth when it's warm. Thank you. That is all.
2 comments:
bwahahahhahhaaaa, sending WARM thoughts your way.
after your last post, I really needed this one!
Go Sista Go!! Global warming coming your way!!!
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