Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Things that Scare Mom

10)  The conversation starts, "The good news is that Nobody got hurt."
9) Any phone calls from the school nurse.
8) Missing shoes in the morning.  Ditto purse and keys.
7) Crunchy socks
6) Unexplained sopping wet towels discovered in the course of a day.
5) The phrase, "I need...insert random critical but discreet item only possible to be purchased at select tomorrow."
4) There's something wrong with the toilet.
3) Can you check this over for me? 
2) MOMMMM....Gina put eggs in the sink....and she made a mess.....and there's lots of water.   Explained wet towels....not much better than the ones of unknown origin.
1) We are out of Diet Coke.

1 comment:

MightyMom said...

Should I send in Diet Coke reinforcements??

Leaving a comment is a form of free tipping. But this lets me purchase diet coke and chocolate.

If you sneak my work, No Chocolate for You!