Sunday, May 16, 2010

How to Tell Your Toddler Had a Good Day

Any time you have to ask the question, "Why did you paint your arms purple?" 
Answer: "I was pretending."

Me: "What were you pretending?"

Answer:"That I was on vacation."

Me to myself: Where does she go?  I don't know and I'm not sure I could find out but I'll take two tickets anyway please. 

4 comments:

Mary said...

LOL! My middle son put toothpaste all over himself once because he wanted to be the white power ranger. Hmmmm....

aka the Mom said...

My daughter used liquid hand soap to style her hair because she wanted to be a "hair fixer person."

Thanks for stopping by my blog. I can't believe you didn't offer a chocolate bribe to remind readers to vote. It seems like a natural given your title. Ahh...well...next year.

MightyMom said...

I hope one of those tickets is reserved for me!!

By the way a friend of yours contacted
me on facebook. You know her?

SherryTex said...

Yes! I told her to contact you because you are in the Dallas area and I thought the two of you would really hit it off. She's a very dear friend of mine who moved there last year and I think you'll find her off the wall sense of humor infectious. I also think, she could use some friends that have some solid strength and beauty about them, and that's you.

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