I hate summer math workbooks.
I know the kids need to keep their skills sharp. Heaven knows I need a calculator to double check my sums when I write checks. But making your kid do math on a daily basis, when you add in trying to get them to read, make their bed, in some cases, indulge in a daily shower, not leave clothing on the floor and eat the occasional vegetable, it gets to be a bit much.
But now that I'm working with my 7 year old daughter and I'm dieting, I hate the math books even more.
Word problems currently try to be hip, interactive and engaging. Take three cans out of the cubbard. Take three boxes. Arrange them according to net weight. Which is heaviest? Which is lightest?
So we got out the powdered sugar, the instant jello vanilla pudding and a box of jiffy muffin mix, and a can of pineapple, tomato paste and refried beans.
The powdered sugar and the pineapple won the weight contest for heaviest.
The jello and the paste won the least.
Putting the items back away, I stared at the One Pound box of powdered sugar suddenly struck by its size and realized, I had 23 boxes left to lose, probably 25 if I used that one box on a cake frosting I'd been hoping to make. If I was truely serious about losing weight, I should use the tomato paste.
Damn I hate math.
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now I know I'm in trouble...I misread your title as "23 boxed of powdered donuts....all the way to the end of the post, I'm STILL wondering how you're going to make/eat/store that many powdered donuts.....and how long they'll last.
babe, I got 38.2 of those boxes to lose and they appear to be rather SUBBORN.
can't imagine why.......
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