Imponderables

1)According to experts, overpopulation is the gravest threat to the Earth. If this is the case, shouldn't we NOT want universal health care so more of the "surplus population" will die off sooner?

2)If we want more money for government programs, shouldn't we want more people to become rich?

3) Why in modern day Christmas specials, is mention of Druid rites acceptable but not Silent night?

4) Why are we confused about how we've become fat as a nation when P.E. and Recess have been reduced to either a twice a week no contact/no competition activity or a 20 minute period during which tag, kickball, and dodgeball have been banned?

5) According to the EPA, Carbon Dioxide is poisonous. That being said,ought we to give plants a civic award? Ought we to demand that everyone hold their breath for a minute at a time for an hour a day? Maybe we should ban audible speech and exercise as that uses more air?

6) Why does my county cancel classes at the forecast of flakes but not weekend activities when 5 inches have fallen and a hard freeze is forecast?

7) What is left that we can do that isn't taxed? (Hint, don't tell, they'll tax it!)

8) If the stimulus plans have "created or saved" 640,329 jobs, why hasn't the number of uninsurred gone down by something around half a million?

9)If you are gunning for a reality television spot, how can you say publicity ruined your life?

10) If paying taxes is patriotic, aren't tax cheats enemy combatants?