You Have a Large Family If...

It's my version of you might be a Redneck. 

1) You Might Have a large family IF...the Suburban is the small car.

2) You Might Have a large family if...the only kids who get new clothes are the oldest two of opposite gender.

3) You Might Have a large family if...the ice cream vendor, shoe store and pizza place that had a frequent buyer program had to adjust their wordings to prevent you from collecting every time you visited.

4) if...every  time you pull up to the drive thru, there is a chorus of cheers from the staff as their quota for the day has been met.

5) if every time you pull up to the drive thru and there is a new person at the counter, that person faints after the order is given.

6) You Might Have a large family if every time you GO INTO a restaurant...wait...we don't do that.

7) You Might Have a large family if...you are never finished with doing laundry, you've just paused inbetween cycles.

8) You Might Have a large family if...when you get out of the car, it's a parade.

9) You Might Have a large family if...when you get into the car, it's a major victory.

10) You Might Have a large family if..when speaking with your spouse, you divide your children into the sentient, middle triumvirate and non sentient for classification purposes.

11) You might have a large family if...the Catholic school your kids attend has to create a whole new payscale for the per kid discount because of you.  

12) If you've ever been asked, "Do you know the Duggars?"

13) If every meal is rather like Thanksgiving...you might have a large family.

14) If diapers have been a staple on your grocery list for more than a decade...you might have a large family.

15) If college tuition will be a staple for more than a decade...you might have a large family.

16) If you get audited because they can't believe you had another kid...you might have a large family.

17) If your insurance calls for the same reason...you might have a large family.

18) If when you schedule appointments for the dentist, the receptionist clears out a whole day for you.

19) If the OBGYN has given you your own personal parking place.

20) If you own the birthday numerical candles and can represent every age from 0 through 1,216 because of prior duplications; you might have a large family.

21) If you've ever fantasized about asking the church if you could have two of their older pews to put in your kitchen at the dinner table to manage seating, you might have a large family.

22) If you clean your kitchen floor three times a day with a shop vac...okay, that just might be wierd me, but you might have a large family.

23) If when your five year old asks, "What's my college plan?" you point to the 18 year old...you might have a large family.

24) If when your eleven year old asks, "What's YOUR retirement plan?" You point to all of them...you might have a large family.

and 25) If you haven't had a life without a toddler in nearly two decades...you might have a large family.

Join in the fun if you have a few suggestions in the combox.