Public Service Announcement: Screen Free Fifty Solutions to Spring Break Boredom!

They all start with...turn off the machines.  (I know, counter-intuitive and ironic given that this is written on a computer, posted on a blog and only accessible via the internet, but hang in there, it's worth it). 

50.  Go outside...stay there even if it's not perfectly comfortable, and just take in what is there.
49.  Draw until you forget about anything but finishing the piece of whatever it is you're drawing.
48.  Read a real book. 
47.  Go for a walk/run (outside, not at the gym). Do not take music or your phone. 
46. Dig up the garden.
45. Take a bath. 
44. Write a letter.
43.  Plan a party.
42.  Make a soup.
41.  Put on a baseball game on the radio. 
40. Play a board game.
39. Play a card game.
38. Paint a room.  (really).
37. Clear out your closet of 20 things to donate.  Donate. 
36. Build a castle out of cards or legos or blocks. Use them all. 
35. Play with clay/playdough. 
34. Practice a musical instrument (put the timer on), for 30 minutes.  Repeat.
33. Pull out your yearbooks and show them to your kids. 
32. Create  a scrapbook with your kids.
31.  Bake a cake. Decorate it. 
30.  Do an inventory of each room for your What do we need to fix list.  Fix one thing. 
29.  Read aloud to your kids.
28.  Paint your nails.
27.  Go for a hike.
26.  Put on a puppet show.
25.  Pray the rosary.
24.  Make a list with your kids of favorite movies, plan Movie night for the next month of Fridays.
23.  Practice cartwheels and rollerskating.
22.  BBQ something that takes time. (Ribs, chicken, brisket).  (I'll be right over). 
21.  Plan a trip for the summer. 
20.  Trace out your family tree.
19.  Speed round clean up.  (30 minutes. Everyone move as fast as possible cleaning everything). 
18.  Go out for ice cream.
17.  Take a nap.
16.  Spa day--facial, foot rubs...
15.  Draw cartoon flip books. 
14.  Come up with a business idea for summer.  Make home made business cards.
13.  Readers Theatre --put on a show. 
12.  Organize a game of whiffle ball or frisbee.
11.  Round up neighbors and get a big game going of hide and seek or freeze tag or capture the flag.
10.  Create an impromptu picnic outside. 
9.  Go to the park and play.
8.  Get out one of those art/craft kits and do it. 
7.  Plant a garden.
6.  Saw off dead branches. 
5.  Fly a kite.
4.  Fix all the bikes/bike ride.
3.  Shoot pool.
2.  Clean your room (Gasp). 
1.  Put on the radio and dance. 

Please note: No where on this very extensive but not exhaustive list, does it say, "Go to Mom and say, "I'm BORRRREEED." with the expecation, Mom will entertain/spend you into happiness.  Not happening.   You have the day off.  Enjoy. If you can't enjoy, not to worry.  School starts back up on Monday...I'm sure there's some homework you need to finish.