Joke #1)
"Mom!"
"Yes Anna?"
"I have a joke!"
"Okay."
"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Chicken!"
I made the mistake of laughing the first time. She now says it all the time, with the punch line, "That never gets old."
Joke #2)
Your name is Mom but it's really Sherry. Dad's name is...well I hear you call him Marc, but I don't know for sure so I'll call him Question Mark.
Joke #3) At the grocery store: Mom!
"Yes Anna?"
"If you see a crocodile, it's very important not to forget to say "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Working on an article, so I promised I'd post. Thanks to Anna for the material.
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