Laughing at the universe when the universe seems dedicated to sucking all the joy out of life is a form of defiance, necessary if we want to do more than survive. I submit that the months of 2020 have engaged in a year long experiement of "Hold my Corona."
The following are by no means guaranteed outcomes of the coming four months, but these are our best guesses as to what is yet to come:
10) Technology allows dogs to talk to us, and we discover they're not quite as impressed with us as we thought.
9) The internet produces a strange merger of Baby Shark, Friday and the Nyah Nyah Pop tart cat that is both catchy and unstoppable, trending to the point of melting everyone's brains.
8) Fashion declares kulottes and puffy sleeves are in again. Everyone looks like balloon animals that lost some of their air.
7) Chocolate in all its forms is found to be unhealthy and banned. Likewise for beer, wine and bacon. Riots ensue.
6) The only music allowed by the algorhythms that dominate I Heart Radio are Rick Ashley and Bonnie Tyler, and so we're in a total ecplise of the heart which we are never gonna give up.
5) Netflix runs out of shows. So does every other streaming and cable network.
4) When Disney goes bankrupt and the House that Mickey Built turns out the lights, the films go into the vault and we never get to binge watch the 22 films of the Marvel Universe again...we're just stuck with the stupid Fox X-men series.
3) Food Network, in a desperate attempt to remain relevant when all restaurants are floundering, is 24-7 Restaurant Impossible, and hires Tom Cruise as a secondary co-host. People don't mind it, but the food, like Cruise's body of work, is so forgetable, people don't remember what they ate 24 hours later.
2) Facebook, Twitter and all social media, in an attempt to curb misinformation block everybody. It doesn't help.
1) The 24-7 Christmas radio program that normally starts in mid November, starts September 5th, if only because we can't be sure we'll make it to December.
Finally, cats also respond to the technology and they think about us just what we always thought.