Hey Mom....what do you do when I'm at school?

We've spent the past five days together owing to snow and the weekend and while I've loved every moment including when I got schooled in Mario Go Cart this morning, the weather indicates they'll be back in school tomorrow.  But the kids wondered, what do I do while they're learning reading, writing and arithmetic?  What do I do with those 6 and 3/4 hours they're away five days a week?  

10) See any crime in our neighborhood?  No?  That's because I'm secretly Batgirl.  Except I patrol during daylight hours.  

9) I practice Mario Go-Cart, but I don't want you to know I am a master gamer so I just pretend to be incompetent and put the remote in the steering wheel backwards and come in 12th every time by trying to drive the track in reverse.   

8) I write the next blockbuster best seller, and then fantasize about what I will do when I finish writing the next blockbuster best seller.  I then conduct interviews with the famous me and give my replies until I wake up and realize, I haven't updated the blog in over a week.

7)  I clean the house from top to bottom with the radio on the station I want on every floor and then I chug a diet coke before grabbing my coat and racing down the driveway to meet the bus.

6) I binge watch Sherlock, Dr. Who and Top Gear when they nap, and Team Umizoomie and Bubble Guppies when they don't. 

5) Think about exercising, then make a list of all the things I need to do that will get in the way of actually doing it.  

4) Play the piano and wonder if I'll ever get past page 4 of the Moonlight Sonata.

3) Engage in a made up cooking show with Paul and Anna when it's lunch time, complete with a British, Italian, French or Southern accent depending upon what I'm serving.

2) Pedicures, bonbons, bubble baths, naps. 

1) Wish it had snowed another few inches so we could have one more day.