Signs Your Kid is...

Signs Your Kid is Sick...

They say any of the following:
1) I'm not that hungry.
2) I think I'll take a nap. (Consider going straight to the ER).
3) But I want to go to school. (again, Consider going straight to...)

Signs Your Kid is Fine....

You say:
1) "Don't stand on one leg while waving your arms while on the stairs." more than once.
2) You may not have a hot dog! (I'm in the process of putting the food on his plate).
3) He is doing a victory dance after beating a level on any game.

Signs Your Kid is In Trouble:

He/she says
1) Nobody's hurt.
2) We cleaned it up.
3) I have to tell you something.

Signs Your kid is not in Trouble:

You have to say:
1) Did you do your homework?
2) Wear a coat!
3) Don't forget your lunch.

Signs Your Kid is not in Trouble but You have extra Work.

You forgot to say:
1) Did you put your homework in your backpack?
2) Wear a coat!
3) Don't forget your lunch.