Anna Jokes...

Joke #1)

"Mom!"

"Yes Anna?"

"I have a joke!"

"Okay."

"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Chicken!"

I made the mistake of laughing the first time.  She now says it all the time, with the punch line, "That never gets old."  

Joke #2)

Your name is Mom but it's really Sherry.  Dad's name is...well I hear you call him Marc, but I don't know for sure so I'll call him Question Mark.

Joke #3) At the grocery store:  Mom!

"Yes Anna?"
"If you see a crocodile, it's very important not to forget to say "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Working on an article, so I promised I'd post.  Thanks to Anna for the material.