Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Deep Fried Butter

State Fair of Texas' contenders include deep-fried butter, peaches | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News | Latest News

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I kid you not.

This is a worthy creation. Talk about Extreme Eating.

As for marketing, I'm thinking: it's functional, it's probably grossly delicious and it's fun. For those who want to harden their arteries just that much faster.

Slogan: Twice the heart attack inducing power in just two mouthfuls!

And as for how it would be served:

For those who want it straight and think suicide should at least be tasty. Those hemlock soups are just so bitter.

For those who need a chaser, there's a tres leches milk shake with extra whip cream. Drink up. Munch. Clear!

Ahhhh. Me home state.

2 comments:

  1. Deep-fried butter balls are endorsed by contestants on The Biggest Loser, the estate of Marlon Brandon, the makers of Lipitor, and, of course, Jabba the Hut.

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  2. oh I don't think the article you linked mentioned that it comes in DIFFERENT FLAVORS!!!

    I'll have to find where I read...there was garlic --that's the one that sounded good to me so that's what I remember...but he had about 5 or 6 flavors.

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