tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524921971792027079.post6933303131358588401..comments2024-01-06T01:03:15.125-05:00Comments on CHOCOLATE FOR YOUR BRAIN!: Momma Yoda's Pregnancy and Birthing TipsSherryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02220512226096382610noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524921971792027079.post-55848237435917683132010-08-24T18:18:07.868-04:002010-08-24T18:18:07.868-04:00SSSISSSTER.....my failure is complete.
on a re...SSSISSSTER.....my failure is complete. <br /><br />on a related note: NERRRRRD!Sherryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02220512226096382610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524921971792027079.post-40860157641069771442010-08-24T17:44:56.981-04:002010-08-24T17:44:56.981-04:00Not to be a nerd, but don't you mean, "Mi...Not to be a nerd, but don't you mean, "Mitichlorians", not mitochondrians?<br /><br />Love, your...SIIIISSSSTERRRRAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524921971792027079.post-24559843980420497702010-08-24T12:53:50.895-04:002010-08-24T12:53:50.895-04:00Push the admitting nurse for a private room. Tell...Push the admitting nurse for a private room. Tell her that you are trying to avoid any "imperial entanglements." <br /><br />When your OB recommends Pitocin, boast that you made the "Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs." Ask, "Is that fast enough for you, old man?" <br /><br />At the critical moment, turn off your targeting computer, trust your instinct, and drop Karennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524921971792027079.post-54482236843338886652010-08-24T10:09:02.954-04:002010-08-24T10:09:02.954-04:00Too good!! Mama yoda.
But I can blow number two...Too good!! Mama yoda. <br /><br />But I can blow number two out of the water. I must tell you about the Geico commercial.....I basked my eyes out for half an hour....3 days later found out I was pregnant....with Sonshine!!! The next pregnancy I could juggle chainsaws while standing on my head and whistling Dixie out my ..... That was Gator. And I flat don't remember Sugars' pregnancy.MightyMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02563721884001643857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6524921971792027079.post-46365189384611757742010-08-24T07:58:29.599-04:002010-08-24T07:58:29.599-04:00Doubt not the wisdom of mothers who have come befo...Doubt not the wisdom of mothers who have come before you.<br /><br />When my first was 5 months old, she developed a fever and some sniffles, but no other symptoms. My mother (one of 9 and mother of 3) said, "Don't worry, she's probably just teething. Lot's of kids get a fever when they teethe.") Being the parenting expert that I was, I gave her a look suggesting I thought Maria Fernanda McClurenoreply@blogger.com