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Hope they were amused.
For the rest of you...
Ten Signs You are the Mother of Multiple Teens
10) None of the food you must buy is for you. And what you do buy for you, gets eaten...but not by you.
9) If in a moment of weakness you take a bit from the candy bar that has sat in the refrigerator since Christmas, you will be branded a bad mother and reminded of said incident at every possible opportunity. Reparations will be insufficient.
8) You have to wait your turn and then allow for interruptions of that turn, on the desktop. When you do get the computer, people will sit behind you watching, staring, trying to start conversations. Don't be fooled. If you engage, they will then ask to use the machine.